Thursday, November 23, 2006

Forlorn Dimension

Before marriage. .
> Darling here.. darling there...
> After marriage.
> Baling here... baling there..
>
> Before marriage. .
> I die for you. . .
> After marriage.
> "You die, up to you. "
> Lagi lama married. .
> You die I help you!
>
> Before marriage. .
> You go anywhere. . I follow you.
> After marriage. . .
> You go anywhere. . up to you.
> Lagi lama married. . .
> You go anywhere better get lost!!
>
> Before wedding
> you are my heart, you are my love"
> After wedding
> "you get on my nerves. "
>
> Before wedding
> "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
> After wedding
> "you are worse than godzila"
>
> Before wedding
> Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
> After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue
> you
>
> Before wedding
> Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
> After wedding
> You want to go, he says you wait-la
>
> Before wedding
> She looks like Anita Sarawak
> After wedding
> Don't know whether katak or biawak
>
> Before wedding
> Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
> After wedding
> Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill
>
> Before wedding
> He opens the car door
> After wedding
> He opens his mouth and snores
>
> Before wedding
> She / he was your ideal
> After wedding
> She / he becomes your ordeal


(I got this in my mail, the jokes you see on this blog is DEFINITELY not my work:P)

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Forlorn Dimension

BUSINESS LOGICS
>
>
> Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
>
> Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
>
> Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
>
> Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
>
>
> Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
>
>
> Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
>
> Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
>
> Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
>
> Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
>
>
> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
>
>
> Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
>
> President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
>
> Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
>
> President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
>
>
> This is how business is done!!
>
> Moral:
> Even If you have nothing, You can get anything.
> But your attitude should be positive.

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Friday, October 27, 2006

Forlorn Dimension

My First Day at Work

As usual i finished my dinner and went upstairs preparing to have some entertainment not knowing what fate would bring me. Just when i was about to start an anime my parents told me that i have to help out at my father's stall today. I said ok....... while my brain is thinking WHY WHY HOW COULD THIS BE!!!!! I have been busy for the whole holiday and wanted friday to rest where i can stretch my legs, wrapped myself in my blanket and Zzzzzzzzzz until the sun heat up my skin till a temperature which is high enough to alert my brain to get up.

Despite being a hawker's son, i have never been to the stall and help=.= well... you can't blame me for that, i have been sooooo busy "eng siu"ing my friends in msn that i can't go out and help :P:P:P(friends just joking, please don't kill me:P) Luckily, my cousin who sometimes go and help came to my house yesterday. Thus, i quickly ask her everything i need to know, i was so afraid that i would mess things up. I asked a lot from what to do, what should i NOT do and is there anything that i should take special care of. I am not good in doing certain things and i do hope this wouldn't be one of it and end up screwing up everything and I'm glad i asked:P She did gave me a lot of info and i really need to say thank you(semi-sincerely:P)

Let's cut the waking up part and move on to the workspot. There i was standing and waiting for my father to start up everything. As i saw him piling up the cakes my mouth couldn't help but water. However i do restrict myself as i am on a diet. WHY? Well...... my relatives say that i am getting fatter T.T I took a clipper like thingy and pile up the cakes like a pyramid. Business started fast as there's customers coming as early as 750am. My job is not an easy task as you can see there is a total of nine steps, working sure ain't easy. 1.) ask what they want 2.)listen to what they want 3.)pick what they want 4.)pull a plastic bag 5.)throw(put) the cakes into it 6.)pass it to them 7.)count the price 8.)tell them the price 9.)RECEIVE THE MONEY $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$

You need nine skills to do all the above
1.)I need to be polite:P ( i am "always" polite, don't worry, no problem here:P)
2.)You need a good hearing
3.)You need to fiddle with the clipper like thingy and pick the cakes without applying too much force or you might end up with a teared cake=.=
4.)some of the bags tend to stick together and you will have to deal with that
5.)I need great accuracy to throw the cakes into the bag
6.)I need to pass it while thinking of $$$ Multitasking ain't easy
7.)Who thinks addition and multiplication is easy=.= i have to plus and times 50 cent and 60 cent. This consumes a lot of brain power you know=.=
8.)I have to make sure that i counted it correctly or else i might either scare away the customer or suffer losses=.=
9.)My favourtie part, who don't like to receive money:p but it is not mine=.=
P.S. some cakes requires chili sauces and a paper to absorb the oil now that is one extra step=.=

See, i told you it ain't easy, there are sooo many steps involved and i am not a clever guy who learn things fast:P

After working for three to four hours i went somewhere to have lunch, chicken rice and loh bak are NICE. Well maybe i earn around rm 10 but after that i went to prangin mall and spent RM35 on discs and cds=.= A great way to spend huh=.= The PS2 is brought to life when i reach home. Some time for a game is definitely needed to relief my TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF STRESSSSSSSSS

Athough reluctant to help at first but i felt satisfied. Either it is the fact that i work or..... i work for rm 10 and spend rm 35 :P:P Now that i finished writing this with some doses of sarcasm(not venom) I should move on to wonder what should i do next.

Thanks for reading
=.=

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Forlorn Dimension

Introduction

Well, let's begin with my first official blog. I wouldn't be updating this frequently as i am busy with other stuffs(more details on it later)

I started this blog for fun and maybe using it as a channel to express myself.

First with the name. I picked the name forlorn dimension because basically it reflects myself and what i think about myself. A guy who keeps on making full use of his unlimited internet connection for a price of rm 66 per month. I always let my com on so that i can download more and more animes to stock up my hard drives. My personal hobbies include surfing, reading, watching anime and playing games. Waiting impatiently for the release of THE PS3 T.T

Regarding my life,
A pathetic guy in an ok school which is males only. The isolated environment of the school contributes to my current predicament. (yes i am blaming it all on the school:P) My mouth is immobilized by the presence of girls and i usually avoid looking at them. I don't know why, maybe i am just a coward, maybe i am just thinking that girls wouldn't want people to look at them. My friends do ask me, can girls eat you? Well personally i don't think that is possible yet i still can't get myself to look at them much, maybe just a glimpse and that's it. I do love animes and shows which portray characters which suffer the same situation as i am:P
(P.S. to any girls which i know and is reading this blog, i apologise for being so quiet as if i am acting cool but it is actually that i am not cool at all and it is hard for me to start a conversation)

I am a semi nerd.( i spend my days in front of a com yet i lack the neccessary computing skills to consider myself a nerd, they are very good with computers yet i am not)
Yes i am an otaku:P I really like animes and games, i think i qualify to be one right?:p
(Fan of Final Fantasy, School Rumble, Naruto, Bleach and many more:P)

Well that is all for now, would not be updating in a while because the exam is near
(P.S. not that i am studying for it:P)

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Experiment

Testing Testing