Forlorn Dimension

Before marriage. .
> Darling here.. darling there...
> After marriage.
> Baling here... baling there..
>
> Before marriage. .
> I die for you. . .
> After marriage.
> "You die, up to you. "
> Lagi lama married. .
> You die I help you!
>
> Before marriage. .
> You go anywhere. . I follow you.
> After marriage. . .
> You go anywhere. . up to you.
> Lagi lama married. . .
> You go anywhere better get lost!!
>
> Before wedding
> you are my heart, you are my love"
> After wedding
> "you get on my nerves. "
>
> Before wedding
> "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
> After wedding
> "you are worse than godzila"
>
> Before wedding
> Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
> After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue
> you
>
> Before wedding
> Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
> After wedding
> You want to go, he says you wait-la
>
> Before wedding
> She looks like Anita Sarawak
> After wedding
> Don't know whether katak or biawak
>
> Before wedding
> Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
> After wedding
> Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill
>
> Before wedding
> He opens the car door
> After wedding
> He opens his mouth and snores
>
> Before wedding
> She / he was your ideal
> After wedding
> She / he becomes your ordeal


(I got this in my mail, the jokes you see on this blog is DEFINITELY not my work:P)